do you know like when someone’s in a relationship and like they suddenly go trough relationship puberty
they go in ugly but come out hella cute
i’m not the romantic type but i really like the way you smile when you look at me even after the 43th time it still looked nice on you
Anonym sagte: My boyfriends birthday is today and I didn't get him anything
just give him a blowjob and buy some meat
troughout my life entire life i have never called someone baby like unconciously/naturally and i just did
i got super excited and i said ‘baby listen to this’ and i just sat there for a second when i noticed what i had said and ..how the hell did that just happen
guess who got drunk before 5pm
heres a hint
mom: we should clean the house today
me: didn’t you say you were gonna be busy and gone all day?
mom: well.. yeah
me: so by ‘we’ you mean me?
mom: well ..
mom: thank you *hugs*
me: by the wayyyyyyy here’s a bill from the clothes ‘we’ bought online